Science must die
Love may live.
Burn the books.
Burn all the books!
They are all wrong.
My President just said so.
Every public school in the United States of America is chock full of science books that teach our children that the hypothesis of evolution is a proven fact. Bound up in the Law of Evolution is a bit of whimsy called biological imperatives:
“Biological imperatives are the needs of living organisms required to perpetuate their existence: to survive. Include the following hierarchy of logical imperatives for a living organism: survival, territorialism, competition, reproduction, quality of life-seeking, and group forming. Living organisms that do not attempt to follow or do not succeed in satisfying these imperatives are described as maladaptive; those that do are adaptive.” wiki article
It turns out, that according to Barack Hussein Obama, the legalization of science-mocking marriage between admitted “maladaptive” homosexuals is an idea whose time has come.
I certainly hope that my President will have equal courage to demand the burning of all those science books which beg to differ with his bold and truth-filled stand. We cannot allow this righteous Nation’s children to be taught “facts” which irrefutably prove our President is downright wrong.
Many celebate… I mean… many celebrate the President’s science-denying announcement. Wrapping himself in Betsy Ross’ flag, apple pie, and a no-demand government-made Chevy Volt, Chad Griffin, the incoming president of the Human Rights Campaign, a gay advocacy group cheers:
“For the millions of young gay and lesbian Americans across this nation, President Obama’s words provide genuine hope that they will be the first generation to grow up with the freedom to fully pursue the American dream. Marriage — the promise of love, companionship, and family — is basic to the pursuit of that dream.” (source)
Ah, “the promise of fam… ”… what the scratch… “family”?? Here’s a news flash Chaddy-boy, according to the tenets of evolutionary science, maladaptive homosexuals do not make babies* and that’s kind of what it takes to be a family. Yes, please adopt a truck load of them into your “Bobby has two daddies” home.
But then, according to all those lying books about to be thrown onto the fire, you are placing an innocent human in a “family” that is not only maladaptive, but a scientific farce, as well… and that simply can’t be a good thing – according to all those criminally fraudulent books (and Wikipedia, to boot).
The aggressively science-hating pro-gay marriage position has been frustrated for centuries by a know-nothing federal judiciary:
The heart of family life is marriage, the key organizing principle behind all civilization…. The U. S. Supreme Court declared in 1885 that any prospective state had to have law resting on 'the basis of the idea of the family, as consisting in and springing from the union for life of one man and one woman in the holy estate of matrimony; the sure foundation of all that is stable and noble in our civilization, the best guaranty of that reverent morality which is the source of all beneficent progress in social and political improvement" (Murphy v. Ramsey). (source)
In stark contrast to the dim-witted SCOTUS, enlightened, science-hating maladaptor (homosexual activist) Michaelangelo Signorile is candid about the cause:
(Activists should) "fight for same-sex marriage and its benefits and then, once granted, redefine the institution of marriage completely, to demand the right to marry not as a way of adhering to society's moral codes but rather to debunk a myth and radically alter an archaic institution." (source)
Likeminded science-hating maladaptor, Tom Stoddard, admits:
"I am no fan of marriage."
Stoddard sees "gay marriage" as a way of forcing society to accept homosexuality because marriage "is the centerpiece of our entire social structure, the core of the traditional notion of 'family’." (source)
On October 30, 2008, Candidate-In-Chief, Barack Hussein Obama famously noted:
“We are five days away from fundamentally
transforming the United States of America.”
He’s kept every promise that statement implies. Now, he has even killed evolution (to which this nation has pledged allegiance for a hundred years).
And our energy “crisis” is also getting a fundamental transformation. America shall, for a dozen centuries, be kept warm from the cold by the heat generated by burning all those books that say the science-hating Preezy is fundamentally dead wrong.
Tune in right here tomorrow for a lovefest with traditional marriage even an evolutionist can’t resist. (Just don’t tell the you-know-who-in-chief.)
I am the author, Clark H Smith
*I did not say homosexuals cannot make babies. I said homosexuals do not make babies. Making babies happens ONE WAY and I’m gonna break it down for ya. The female’s egg is penetrated by the male’s sperm – thus fertilizing the egg and creating a human. You can do it with petri dishes, turkey basters, or old fashioned Sealy Posturepedic mattresses, but one way, well, two ways you cannot make babies is with two eggs or two spermatozoa. We clear on that? I’m trying to keep this simple.